Prince Albert probably never knew, when he agreed to put his name on a tin of tobacco, that one of the great jokes of the previous century - among the younger generation - would be the result. Here's how it goes. Phone the tobaccanist and ask, "Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" When the tobaccanist says, "Yes," you shout, "Then let him out!" and hang up. Or, you could just wear this silly silk faille tie and remember the good ol' days.